There are 70 reasons, which for it speak which
you are Internet addicted: Update 01.14.2005
1. In the school (work) told someone a joke and you answers with lol or *g*
2. You forgets with the Internet to breathe by mistake
3. You double click on the TV remote maintenance.
4. The bath tub overflows, because you only times
briefly your Mails check. (or who degree is in the
5. Your co-inhabitants weight the fact that you do not talk in the sleep any
longer but only with the index finger twitches.
6. Your flirt at that bar begins with one "are you on?"
7. In the morning you are on-line, before you deseamed
yourself the teeth (if you make it).
8. Search machines or the like (for example Google) ask you for support.
9. The last sexual experience was "patches the new DSL connection".
10. You already so well to whistle can
that you can develop a connection to your Provider also without modem (or faxes
to send away).
11. You do not know, what for a sex
your best friends have, because they have a neutral pitch name.
12. You the feeling have, someone to
have killed if you switch your modem off.
13. You nights spend in order to bring
the counter on your homepage over 2.000.000.
14. Your computer more than your car
15. The lawyer of your wife (man) the
divorce paper by email sends.
16. You email send yourself, in order
to remind you to things.
17. You got accustomed at cold coffee
18. You the homepage of your girl
friend (boy friend, man, woman) kisses.
19. You your enamels examine, no new
Mails on the server are and you it still times try.
20. You end every sentence with
dotcom.com (net, org, info, biz, name, tv or countries
21. You determine that your
co-inhabitants are taken off, you however no notion have, when.
22. Your domestic animal own homepage
23. All your friends @ in the name
24. You in the HTML format dream at
25. You hours need, in order to query
all your email addresses.
26. It to stink begins, because your
domestic animal is die of hunger.
27. Your phone bill is supplied to
28. Your children Eudora, HTML, Java
and/or Dotcom are called.
29. You with http://www.weather.com after the weather
look, instead of looking from the window.
30. You in the Internet for
politicians from strange countries are correct by mistake.
31. Your last girl friend (frind) only a JPEG was.
32. You your head to the side bend, in
order to smile. :-)
33. You in the correct life always
after the back button search.
34. You never the busy signal of your
Service provider hear, because you are anyway always on-line.
35. You in the Internet radio hear or
television programs do not look at around you not to announce.
36. You with MSN, ICQ, AIM, IRC, TOM and YIM are at
the same time announced.
37. You your meal on-line one order.
38. You your bank only from the
39. You to the computer sits down in the evening and you surprises that briefly on
it your children must to the school.
40. Your postman your letters opens
and then by email to you sends.
41. You on your desk chair better
sleep than in any bed and him therefore everywhere carry forward.
42. You a discharge pipe to the toilet
under your desk have.
43. You with the Sex your friends in
the Chat each detail tell.
44. You your name as URL do not only
separate also in the correct life together write and a Domain ending your
45. You on the way by Mobile for also in the Chat are
46. You wait for 4G.
47. You much interested in the iPhone.
48. You your job from at home settle.
49. You by Wireless LAN your laptop to
sun (or for garden work) into the garden carry forward.
50. You your car by Internet to start
and already times from the garage drive can.
51. The on board computer in your car
more can (inclusive Internet), than in vehicles the same series and year of
52. You in each forum it gives are
announced and although you only some months are registered there more contributions
than the others have.
53. Your devices in the house
(dwelling) in a network groups are with one another and the refrigerator and
your store on-line, which order things went out and you can serve your devices
(as in Star Trek) by language.
54. You each Sunday a Chat party with
you organize more around to test like much your new Wireless LAN borne and you
55. Your first DATE with your new by
e.g. ICQ runs off, instead of with you or it, in a restaurant
56. You your own ISP (Internet service
57. But also you in the camping vacation, on your camper not only a satellite dish for the
television have one for sky DSL.
58. You rise in the morning and the PC
on turn, before you go on toilet, although equal blister bursts to you.
59. You during the work time in the
Internet, although your Boss gave you already 2 warnings for it.
60. You 2 PCS have with home network
and your wife (man, friend, friend) about a LAN Chat program with you to only
61. You your child/ren
a PC buy (naturally by Home shopping) and into to the LAN thereby it attaches
at least this way somewhat from his father (mother) has.
62. So for example your toilet looks.
63. You without do not Smiles no more
would live. (Idea of wr_freak alias Cedi)
64. You already no more does not point
whether you before the PC sits or in the world there outside. (Idea of wr_freak alias Cedi)
65. You when buying your wife at the
arm pack, home pull, before the computer sit and the same dress in the Internet
order inclusive suitable shoes and handbag.
66. You for buying want however by
your man before the computer are pull, your dresses, shoes and suitable handbag
via Internet to buy must, now and in the future.
67. You an Internet box have (Internet
without PC over TV).
68. If you no more does not point
which a television is. (Idea of wr_freak alias Cedi)
69. You rather at the PC sit and to
you the Formula 1 News during running by ICQ to notify leaves. (Idea of wr_freak alias Cedi)
70. You are surprised, why you must buy
each day a new 50's (100er/200er) pack of blank DVD (an idea of
Schnecker89 alias Civic alias SUV-Tuner)
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